Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Jew Blues

Me: How do bald men wear yarmulkes? If you can't wear those clips, they just fall off your head ...
Mom: Well, you just take a little rubber cement and stick some to your head, and then it doesn't come off.
Me: Really?
Mom: Yes, that's the trick!
Me: Have you ever actually seen someone do this?
Mom: Well, I saw this man fixing this rug to the floor the other day, and it wouldn't stick, so he just used a little rubber cement ...
Me: But have you ever actually seen anyone use this with a yarmulke?
Mom: Well, in my mind, I have ...

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